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Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Top 12 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies!

12. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

11. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

10. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

9. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

8. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

7. It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

6. Your seat belt will always fail to unbuckle until just before a train hits you.

5. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

4. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

3. Your car will never start when someone is chasing you.

2. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

1. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.